Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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