i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
where does the pee come out of this thing
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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