I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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