Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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