WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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