Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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