it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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