Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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