North Korea, Best Korea!
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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