did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Success! We fucked roommates!
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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