its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
We need to rekindle our bromance
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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