i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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