Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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