Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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