id be glad to
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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