dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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