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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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