have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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