Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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