Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Randomize
