So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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