There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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