My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
im holly from the hills drunk
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
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