No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
