I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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