Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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