dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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