question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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