I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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