some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
3pm strippers are depressing
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I have feelings that need drinking.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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