Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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