I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
there's paper in my vomit.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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