Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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