brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Its about making memories worth repressing
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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