I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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