What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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