So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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