this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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