Nicole vs. Life
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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