So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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