I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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