Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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