Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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