I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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