So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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