woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I checked into jail on foursquare
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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