guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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