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Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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