How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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