rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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