I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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