So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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