so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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