There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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