I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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