things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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