Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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